in your breath the taste of light: slowsyllables:... →
slowsyllables: You are in the quiet where there was an echo, where your voice once came through the house shouting in anger or shouting in joy. You are in the hardwood bereft of water-stains and the hallway devoid of music. You are at the piano that hasn’t been played in years; you are the…
When I was a child, I once became suddenly aware that a warrior is a man who...– The Hagakure, Yamamoto Tsunetomo (via 4chapters)
I need to watch more tv. Was howling laughing at the desperate housewives dubbed in Japanese. Rofl
This week is done.
I’m done. Time to gorge myself on expensive food and good beer.
i know i said I'd go to sleep but...
That was before i found this japanese cooking show where they just make every kind of fruit smoothie. Like. Fantastical fruits I’ve never even heard of. It all looks so good. I want it in my mouth. 美味い！
wish i could stay up and laugh at the clusterfuck...
But its late and i have to go back and battle a giant spider tomorrow. If you never hear from me again, it ate me.
Welcome, American Immigrants
cruelladevils: Here in Canada you will enjoy a wealth of luxuries. These include (but are not limited to): Riding polar bears Maple syrup in every water fountain! For every Starbucks, there are 15 Tim Hortons A beaver for a pet Your very own forest! A new city named in your honour (in the Arctic) Day trips to the North Pole French as an official language. Bienvenue! Universal...
Nora Ephron died at the age of 71.
She was the genius behind two of my top films, When Harry Met Sally, and Sleepless in Seattle. Baw.
im slowly unlearning how to english
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness. Gpoy
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Biggest goddamn spider. Holy fuck. I can’t. Really trying not to exaggerate. But I spent a good long while staring at it while cursing, and estimate it was about 3 inches from leg tip to leg tip lol. Fucking hell. I just. Fuck. Never seen a spider that big outside a cage before. If one of those ever comes into my apartment, ide. There might be a fire as i try to torch it, like in the movie...
Just finished blowing the minds of some Japanese...
It’s always awk when you spend the entire lesson sitting down, and then stand up att the end. You are suddenly the tallest person ever lol. All the students of the guy I’m covering for wanted a picture with me. It felt like i was in a mascot uniform againg lol, except this time i cant take the costume off. Really nice group of kids though. Super smart! Kind of a refreshing break from...
spaerkles replied to your post: Bought “Moon” incense from a Japanese hemp shop. Same thing happened to me. I bought some strawberry incense and some ‘cloudy day’ incense and both of them just make the air so thick I choke. It’s pretty awful. Please share the brand you get that doesn’t suck! I love traditional Japanese incense, so it’s probably my fault for trying some Indian...
Bought "Moon" incense from a Japanese hemp shop.
I don’t think I like it. Too heavy. I really like my Green Tea incense, but I’m running out of it. D; I need to find someplace to get more.
twampsacshawty: damonogs: he’s trying so hard not to laugh. omg … reblogging for the suit-guy’s face.
non-english speak: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tounge. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
english as first language: lol it okei
chibi-tard-chan replied to your post: chibi-tard-chan replied to your post:… If I had a chance I’d throw the brave little toaster in the tub with you. … Holy fuck, you’re the clown in his dream! D:
chibi-tard-chan replied to your post: chibi-tard-chan replied to your post: Watching the… Sounds like the worst movie ever. HEY GUISE, LOOK AT MY TOASTER! IT TURNS BREAD INTO WARM AND CRISPY TOAST!? … How…. how have you never heard of/seen the Brave Little Toaster? You’re a MONSTER! D;
chibi-tard-chan replied to your post: Watching the Brave Little Toaster as I clean. Wtf, that’s a show??? Um… no? It’s a movie? .-.
Watching the Brave Little Toaster as I clean.
… Favorite part so far: “What are you gonna do Kirby, suck me to death?” #things you don’t catch when you’re 6
When your imagination goes beyond your drawing...
And your hand is angry like: gpoy