Spider tried to ambush me in the bathroom/laundry room when I went to go do laundry this morning… I went to go trap it in a glass against the wall and it JUMPED in the glass lolahhh. Anyways, I set him free outside, but I told him if I see him again, I get to crush him.
BURN THE HOUSE.
IT’S NO GOOD ANYMORE.
IT PROBABLY LAID EGGS.
IN YOUR HAIR.
AND YOUR BED.
THEY’LL BE CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP.
THIS CAN ONLY BE CURED BY FIRE.