Missing Something: I need someone from Canada to adopt me so that I can claim citizenship.
I am done with the US, and it is going to take me 9.5 more years to become a Japanese citizen. I don’t know that I can put up with this US shit that long.
Also… um, fuck you for making me pay taxes when I’m not in the fucking country. I don’t want any part of your shitty, bigot country. If my…
Uh. Hate to tell you this, but I speak for all Canadians when I say - NO ONE IN CANADA WANTS MORE AMERICANS HERE. SO NO. The only place in Canada that Americans should be allowed to immigrate to should be Quebec. Because a) that would piss the Queerbeccers off, and b) No one gives a shit about Quebec. So, if you can find someone in QB, carry on. ^_^
I don’t want to actually LIVE in Canada. Ew. I just want to have citizenship to somewhere OTHER than the US so I can renounce my citizenship in the US. At the moment if I were to renounce my citizenship, I wouldn’t be a citizen of anywhere, and couldn’t get a passport, etc.